-----. Funky. Creative. I'm looking for that elusive guy who has an incredibly intelligent sense of humor juxtaposed with bold creativity. (Of course, the usual string of personal-ad adjectives is also essential, but too boring to list here in this limited space.) I'm also extremely offbeat and adventurous, and I'm looking for a guy who is too. I don't like doing things the way most people do them, simply because I think that's boring. And I HATE being bored. I can find potential for adventure in any environment, simply because creativity can be applied in any environment. (The two go hand-in-hand.) That means I am perfectly content to just stay home, pop in a movie, and see what happens from there, just as I like to go out to parties and usually ditch the party to go do something involving less alcohol and weed. That's another thing: I fully believe that if a person is truly creative, they will not have any need for drugs or booze to enjoy themselves. Similarly, I reallly don't find drunken humor entertaining. Unless I'm watching a drunk person trip and fall over a crusty earthworm that emerged after a rainstorm, yeah it's not anything new.
I need a guy who is not afraid to be a man around me. I'm tough, so as long as you're polite in situations where I expect you to be a gentleman, don't be shy. And please, please say what's on your mind. Communication is key in comedy and love alike. Hit me up with a message!
Funkyvegan, 35
currently offline
Milwaukee, WI, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Weight
110 lbs
Body Type
slender
Movies
comedy, drama, action, indie, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
red
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
comic relief
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Raw Food, Spicy, Chocoholic, Vegan
Personality
liberal, intellectual, extrovert, fun loving, lover, tree hugger, activist
Individuality
psychic
Religious Views
Agnostic, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
mr. right now, mr. right, soulmate, something interesting, dating, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in march, aries : march 21-april 19
Pets
Small Furry Creature, Monkey, Rock
Gender
Female
Fitness & Sports
yoga
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
yoga, music, photography, reading, running, writing, sports, surfing, swimming, television
Their Body Type
average, fit, athletic
Movies
drama, action, comedy, indie, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Their Ethnicity
Other, Caucasian, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - do not want kids
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, some college, post-Graduate
Profession
Education / Academic Research, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Entertainment / Media
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
socially, no
They currently live
with roommate(s), alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with pets
Socially, they are
comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics, liberal, democrat, independent, green party
Food Related
Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian, Spicy, BRAINS!!!, Raw, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?)
Personality
intellectual, extrovert, liberal
Individuality
beard, dreadlocks, goatee, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos
Religious Views
Pagan, Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Scientology, Not Religious
They are looking for
soulmate, something REALLY hot, romance, relationship, miss right now, miss right, dating, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Pets
Tribbles, Turtle, Dogs, Turtles, Rock, Rats, Targ, Pot-Bellied Pig, Small Furry Creature, Monkey, Iguana, Dog
Gender
Male
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