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This may be the Right Time and Place, as they say...
This may be the Right Time and Place, as they say... I am a plus sized WOMAN looking for an exciting new social connection!I am a ball of energy! I don't do caffeine, or drugs, and like to go do things. I mean, I'm super active, BUT NOT ATHLETIC! Love ANY Ball game, golf, racing, whatever has good competition!I do like to go anywhere that relates to music, sports, motorcycles, cars, etc...oh and FUN! Oh yeah, and just about anything else! Not much for heat but will get out in the sun for the right activities. Keep hoping to meet someone old enough to be mature but young enough to play like a kid sometimes. I get real loud and silly with my girlfriends and like to mingle new aquaintances with past and present ones. My friends are very good to me and anyone attached to me. I hope there are still guys who don't mind a chick hanging around his friends too! One of my "Largest Passions" is motorcycles and riding- currently as a passenger, but one day hope to be solo. I eed ride though!!!! I've ridden dirtbikes, atv's, river rafted, bungee jumped, and want to sky dive before I'm 45 (which is soon!)Probably my second passion is music! I am a pretty hard rocker from wayyyyy back and today but generally like everything except gangster rap. I carry an ipod w/ over 13,000 songs. LOE concerts and I go to Operas with my mother as well! I will watch nearly any movie, including but not limited to comedy, drama, fantasy, sci-fi, independent, foreign, action, Need I go on?? CAN ANYONE KEEP UP WITH THIS??? Find me PLEASE??
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'09"
Weight 240 lbs
Body Type average, a few extra pounds, thick, large, voluptuous, overweight
Movies sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian, Native American
Relationship divorced, single
Have Kids no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level currently in college
Profession Other
Income level Less than $25,000, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, $100,000+
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though, 420
I currently live alone, with kids, with pets, family and friends visit often, with an insignificant other, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am the life of the party, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, social butterfly, side kick, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato
Political Views not interested in politics, liberal, independent
Food Related Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore, Chocoholic, French, Japanese, Chinese, Raw Food, Italian, Fast Food, Fine Dining
Personality nerd, type a, fun loving, extrovert, liberal, white trash, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, playa hater, lover
Individuality piercings, tattoos, stache, goatee, vampire
Religious Views Atheist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic, Pagan, Wiccan
I'm looking for friends only, penpal, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right
My Sign i was born in september, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Military Service veteran, army, navy, air force, marines, reserves, national guard, coast guard
Pets Cats, Tribbles
Gender Female
Music Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance
Hair Style long hair
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Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, photography, shopping, sports, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga
Their Body Type a few extra pounds, athletic, average, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous
Movies action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue, brown, green, hazel
Hair Color a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity Caucasian, Native American, Other
Relationship divorced, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house
Their Education Level college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Profession Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level $100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke? 420, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink? socially
They currently live alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views liberal, not interested in politics, progressive, reform party
Food Related Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality extrovert, fun loving, intellectual, jock, lover, pirate, playa hater, punk, redneck, romantic, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality beard, goatee, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Scientology, Wiccan
They are looking for conversation, dating, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Military Service veteran, air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves
Pets Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Gender Male
Music Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance
Hair Style buzz cut, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, caesar, crew cut, curly, faux-hawk, flattop, layered, long hair, ponytail

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