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I can find humor in everything!
I can find humor in everything! i normally have a dry sarcastic sense of humor but i love any kind of funny!
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'02"
Weight 240 lbs
Body Type thick, voluptuous, overweight, pleasantly plump
Movies comedy, action, romance, sci-fi, drama, romantic comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color green
Hair Color depends on the day of the week, black
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship separated
Have Kids yes - single parent home
Education Level some college
Profession Other
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with roommate(s), with parents
Socially, I am shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, side kick, better in small groups, loner, a couch potato
Political Views conservative
Food Related Eat Out Frequently, Chocoholic, Chinese, Comfort, Carnivore
Personality loner, geek, fun loving, pirate, intellectual, white trash, nerd, introvert, total slacker
Individuality tattoos, pirate at heart
Religious Views Christian, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for mr. right now, mr. right, something interesting, conversation, fun, dating, relationship, romance, penpal, friends only
Pets Cats, Dogs
Gender Female
Fitness & Sports swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, reading, sports, swimming, television, travel, video games
Their Body Type average, bodybuilder, fit, large, overweight, a few extra pounds, athletic
Movies action, comedy, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color hazel, black, blue, brown, gray, green
Hair Color auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, light brown
Their Ethnicity African American, Caucasian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other
Relationship divorced, separated, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Do they smoke? no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink? no
They currently live alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views conservative, democrat
Food Related Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy
Personality activist, conservative, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, total slacker, type a, white trash
Individuality beard, goatee, piercings, pirate at heart, shaved head, stache, tattoos
Religious Views Christian
They are looking for conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot
Their Sign i don't believe in zodiac signs
Gender Male

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Dry Sense of Humor

 1612 members

A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Slapstick

 732 members

A group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.

Toilet Humor

 574 members

A group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.

Twisted

 1211 members

A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Politically Incorrect

 971 members

A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

Political Humor

 749 members

A group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.

Witty

 2261 members

A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Jokester

 1437 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Intellectual Humor

 1721 members

A group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

Prankster

 887 members

A group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.

Comic Relief

 1815 members

A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 750 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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