Frustrated Stand-up Hack Just a NYC-Born Rocker who sings and plays guitar, as an expression of my creativity, inner being and THAT which is bigger than me. The word MUSIC is appropriately derived from the concept of a MUSE---the inspiration for creativity. Favorites include Nickelback, Staind, Pearl Jam, Matchbox 20, 3 Doors Down, Oasis, STP, AC DC, Zep, Floyd, The Stones and The Beatles. I also do some acting in local productions, will be peforming in an upcoming benefit show to support the compassionate use of medical marijuana, and by day I work as an attorney.
Well-grounded---I obey all of the laws of gravity---and I am partial to indoor contact sports, if you know what I mean. I honor the creative force behind the 3 things that cannot be hidden: The Sun, The Moon and The Truth.
Italian/Jewish/Americana pedigree so Humor, "Mischievious-ness", Adventure, and Romance are all hard-coded into my DNA. Resulting in an eclectic blend of genetic strands, ie TRI-POLAR, AKA a Badass Gentleman with an Edge. Given my tri-heritage, the name of the lead character in my cartoon caricature is.....Joe-Schlepi! (Yes I can laugh at myself). And Fair Warning: Sarcastic Humor is always on tap. Prefer to think outside the box in life and love---Expect the unexpected. When the sign says go right, there's a good chance I'll go left... And no I never ask for directions...I know where I'm going....
What do I like to do? Elementary Watson. The question is irrelevant---I have a wide variety of interests and tastes but the company is much more important than the activity. The right chemistry makes EVERYTHING good.
If you're looking for a hip, solid and together Alpha Male who has Romantic Mojo, and who will rock and serenade you (in that order), ...... Don't be shy, Hit me Babe. "A Starfall...., A Phone Call...., It Joins All ...Synchronicity."
Guitarman1124, 60
currently offlineFt Lauderdale, FL, USA
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Frustrated Stand-up Hack
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'10"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
athletic
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Legal Services
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Gluten-free Diet
Personality
liberal, romantic, intellectual, lover, professional, fun loving
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
relationship, dating, miss right
My Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Post Rock, Punk, Alternative Rock, Rock, R and B, Progressive Rock, Dance, Pop, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Hard Rock, Folk, Death Metal
Hair Style
short hair
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My Groups(11)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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