Gxulien, 60
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Sacramento, CA, USA
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You don`t have to go to church to be a good person
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the colleseum. A beggar asked me for 350 denaria for a cup of coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee doesn't cost 350 denaria", and he said, "It does if you drink it in Thesonalonyca!" (sorry for the spelling). I'm a big Python fan. Mr. Bean is a hoot and I like Spongebob and Courage the Cowardly Dog (yes I do have young kids. The Simpsons are kind of old hat, but still funny. Adult swim robot chicken and birdman are also funny. Seinfeld - not funny.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Friendship Only
Height
5'07"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, bodybuilder, overweight, athletic
Movies
action, drama, indie, romantic comedy, animation, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, mockumentaries, westerns, fantasy, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
committed
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Politics / Goverment / Military
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with kids
Socially, I am
comic relief
Political Views
socialist, liberal, democrat, progressive
Food Related
Chinese, Carnivore, Italian, Spicy, BRAINS!!!, Thai, Soylent Green, Diet Every Now & Then, Indian, Omnivore, Vegetarian, Japanese
Personality
liberal, intellectual, professional, loner, fun loving
Individuality
goatee
Religious Views
Atheist, Not Religious, Agnostic, Pagan
I'm looking for
friends only, conversation
My Sign
i was born in june
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Relaxation and Meditation, Funk, Ska, Reggae, Trance, Techno, Screamo, Post Rock, Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Progressive Rock
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
archery, weightlifting, bodybuilding, working out
Health Related
western medicine
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My Groups(21)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Cocktail
378 membersA group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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