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Remember that song? From the torture scene in "Reservoir Dogs". And that wasn't funny.
Aside from that, I'll bet everybody on this site has a great sense of humour, which the rest of society could use a shot of.
I'm looking for a gal to keep me laughing. And she'll get the same right back.
Handyandy1000, 74
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Ontario, CANADA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
180 lbs
Body Type
slim, fit
Movies
comedy, drama, action, horror, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Construction / Craftsman
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, 420
Socially, I am
comic relief, flirt
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Omnivore
Personality
conservative, lover, romantic, fun loving, professional, flirt
Individuality
pirate at heart
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
travel companion, miss right, soulmate, something interesting, fun, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Gender
Male
Music
Motown, Pop, R and B, Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Looking for
Their Body Type
supermodel, slim, slender, skinny, fit, athletic, average, disabled
Orientation
bisexual
Relationship
divorced, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house, no - do not want kids
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
no, socially
Personality
romantic, lover, fun loving
They are looking for
mr. right now, the yin to my yang, soulmate, something REALLY hot, romance, relationship, mr. right, friends - with benefits, dating
Gender
Female
Music
Motown, Rock, R and B
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