Heels49, 65

From the time I get up. The mishaps begin, stumble over the cat, if I had a dog I'm sure I'd stumble over him too. Phone rings, darn can't find it not on it's cradle all 4 of them. Doorbell rings. Oh crap Meter reader day. Hold, have no clothes on? Stumble again over the cat. Get to the door Meter Man gone. Darn am I that scary? Trudge back up the stairs. Doorbell rings. That's it, back down the stairs. No meter man, a neighbor who has never seen me in this condition needs a jump for his car that won't start. Sure no problem. Get myself together drive my vehicle over the curb to reach his side where his battery can reach mine. No cables! Neither him nor I. Sorry Mame. What my name is Pam. I meant Pam did I say Mame? I thought that you had cables, Pam. Is this whole world trying to make me lose half of mind that survived the 70's? No not that 70's show. Ziggy doesn't need to call, he is with me 24/7.Plus if he had both my numbers he would end up calling the number that costs 25 cents per minute than the line that cost 3.4 cents a minute.