Heliotrope, 48

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I am a sarcastic, salty girl with the earth on her mind. Don't tell anyone but I can be thoughtful and caring. I want to meet someone to laugh with while tilling the vegetable garden.
I always have a knitting project in progress. Kids and animals seem to like me and I prefer them to most human adults. I enjoy live local music and weekly poker games with 20+ friends. There is just one thing missing. I keep looking for him at the natural food store but he must send his grandmother to get his quinoa and hemp milk.
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'06"
Weight 170 lbs
Hobbies & Interests yoga, working out, wine tasting, target practice, surfing, sports, music, gardening, dancing, cooking & recipes
Body Type athletic, voluptuous
Movies drama, action, comedy, horror, indie, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color green
Hair Color blond, light brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level college grad
Profession Medical / Health Services, Artistic / Musical
Do you smoke? socially
Do you drink? socially
I currently live with roommate(s), in a van down by the river
Socially, I am comic relief, the life of the party, social butterfly, side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, home body
Political Views progressive, independent, green party
Food Related Indian, Italian, Vegetarian, Vegan, Spicy, Raw Food, Omnivore, Japanese
Personality redneck, white trash, tree hugger, total slacker, romantic, punk, pirate, nerd, lover, loner, jock, introvert, geek, fun loving
Individuality tattoos, pirate at heart
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for dating, conversation, mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
My Sign virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22, i was born in september
Pets Rock
Gender Female
Fitness & Sports yoga, surfing, working out
Looking for
Hair Color bald

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Dry Sense of Humor

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A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

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A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Twisted

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A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Sick Sense of Humor

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A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Politically Incorrect

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A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

Dirty

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A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Witty

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A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Self-Deprecating Humor

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A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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