Jasonice81, 43
currently offlineBakersfield, CA, USA
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One wild and crazy guy.
One wild and crazy guy. My humor is all over. I've noticed that I have a bit of a dry and sometimes ironic sense of humor but mostly I'm sarcastic. I like being a smartass and I love hear to people with smartass humor in return.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'03"
Weight
350 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, thick, large, overweight, fat and proud
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, steamy, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
light brown, dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, committed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad, some college
Profession
Food Service
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
socially, daily
I currently live
with parents, with pets
Socially, I am
comic relief, a couch potato, anti-social, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, flirt, loner
Political Views
democrat, not interested in politics, liberal
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then, Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
nerd, fun loving, professional, total slacker, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, loner, lover, geek
Individuality
ninja, superhero
Religious Views
Atheist, Not Religious, Agnostic
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets
Cat, Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Techno, Trance, Soul
Hair Style
comb over, short hair, spiky
Fitness & Sports
swimming, walking, weightlifting
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, gardening, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, average, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
blue, brown, green, hazel
Hair Color
auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
committed, dating someone special, off the market, just here for friends, seeing someone, single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
daily, electronic cigarettes, socially
Do they drink?
daily, in recovery, liquor, no, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, with parents, with pets
Socially, they are
a couch potato, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat, independent, liberal, not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Fast Food, Italian, Omnivore, Spicy
Personality
dominatrix, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, lover, nerd, professional, romantic, tree hugger
Individuality
ninja, piercings, psychic, superhero, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs
Pets
Cats, No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Soul, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
curly, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, perm, ponytail
Fitness & Sports
martial arts, running, swimming, walking, working out
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My Groups(5)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
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