What Kind of Pants Do the Super Mario Bros. Wear? Denim-denim-denim.
Short sarcastic Jew who doubles as a walking joke encyclopedia. Go ahead, ask me a few. Also have a plethora of hilarious stories up my sleeve at all times.
Jedels, 36
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San Diego, CA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'04"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, mockumentaries
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown, green
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
high school grad, some college
Profession
Entertainment / Media
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with parents, with pets, family and friends visit often
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore, Japanese, Chinese, Fast Food, Sushi, Eat Out Frequently, Thai, Mexican, Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
nerd, fun loving, total slacker, extrovert, romantic, lover, geek, clown, artistic
Individuality
psychic, goatee, mime, ninja, circus clown, superhero, artist
Religious Views
Jewish, Atheist, Not Religious, Agnostic
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
i was born in september, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Celtic, Choir, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Christian Rock, Reggae, Ska, Soul, Relaxation and Meditation
Hair Style
short hair, buzz cut
Fitness & Sports
swimming, working out, walking, bowling
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My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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