Jessemartin, 70
currently offline
Kansas City, MO, USA
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Dry sarastic
Dry sarastic Also love any jokes involving bodily functions, ie poop jocks just crack me up
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Weight
130 lbs
Body Type
slim
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Executive / Management
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, the life of the party, comic relief
Political Views
green party, independent, liberal
Food Related
Always Dieting, Carnivore, Indian, Japanese, Spicy, Fine Dining
Personality
intellectual, professional, fun loving, activist, fashionista, extrovert, geek, playa hater, tree hugger, liberal
Religious Views
Pagan, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation, dating
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets
Dog, Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Hard Rock, Techno, Screamo, Rock, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Metal, Indie, Heavy Metal, Alternative Rock, Punk
Hair Style
layered
Fitness & Sports
dancing, snorkeling, swimming
My Photos
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My Friends
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My Groups(11)
Dry Sense of Humor
1611 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2500 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
573 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Twisted
1209 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1030 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Life of the Party
1162 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
British Humor
1066 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Witty
2258 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Prankster
886 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
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