Are you a turtle? You bet your sweet --- I am!
May the morning sun kiss the grass
May the clock kiss the time as it pass
May the flowing wine kiss the glass
and you my friends Have a good night
Jfeltes, 42
currently offline
Denver, CO, USA
JFELTES'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Are you a turtle?
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
240 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, gardening, internet, killing zombies, manga, movies, music, photography, reading, video games, writing
Body Type
a few extra pounds, overweight, thick
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, steamy, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black, dark brown
Ethnicity
Other
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Medical / Health Services, Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
420, hookah, only when I drink, socially
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
better in small groups, comic relief, social butterfly, the life of the party
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Soul Food, Spicy
Personality
activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, romantic, thrifty
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign
i was born in november
Pets
Cat, Turtle
Gender
Male
Music
Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Hip Hop, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Motown, Punk, R and B, Rap, Techno, Trance
Health Related
alternative medicine, minor dietary issues, therapy
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(20)
Sarcastic
2497 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
729 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Toilet Humor
570 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Twisted
1206 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1027 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1216 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Class Clown
888 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1158 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
969 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
747 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1063 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Camp
390 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1901 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2255 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1429 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1716 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
883 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
529 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1810 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
747 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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