Knightnarmor512, 42
currently offlineConroe, TX, USA
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I'm attracted to women that look like Snookie
I'm attracted to women that look like Snookie I'm looking for a girl that loves to laugh, and enjoys commiting crimes against nature.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
150 lbs
Body Type
slim, slender, fit
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, indie, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Native American, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Construction / Craftsman
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes
I currently live
there is a party every night, in a van down by the river, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
class clown, comic relief, better in small groups, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
total slacker, jock, white trash, redneck, loner, coffeeholic, intellectual
Individuality
tattoos, cougar lover
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
relationship, romance, dating, fun, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, the yin to my yang
Gender
Male
Music
Death Metal, Alternative Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Metal, Rap, Rock
Hair Style
shag, curly
Fitness & Sports
cycling, swimming, running, marathon, rock climbing, armchair quarterback, weightlifting, basketball, walking, jogging, working out
Health Related
minor dietary issues
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My Groups(6)
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites