Spiritually-empty fraud. At least I don't write catchy headlines for effect. Ya gotta love these people that will write anything for attention.
Anyway, I like to eat out, walk, hike, enjoy the weather, help with the food (cause I can't cook), and love kids. I don't like working out, but do it anyway. Taking up Qigong here pretty soon--can't wait.
I play guitar, pocket billiards, and snow ski, all exceptionally well. Love to hike and listen to books. Been snow skiing all over, including Colo, Wyoming, and NY since I was six. I was 8-ball amateur champ at OSU. Had an acoustic song on the blues radio charts that noone heard obviously. It's at Amazon if u want to hear it for .09. I think it's pretty good.
I've been told enough times that I'm "old-school" and "real", so I'll take it.
I work in sales and other scrambling sorts of activities at my father's water treatment company, the largest in NE Ohio, and manage several of our properties. Currently got one available for rent!--lol.
It says to talk about my goals and aspirations--I think I'm proceeding along fairly well, how's that? Life obviously kinda sucks right now because I know I don't want to live alone the rest of my life, and that's the reason I'm here. We can talk details later on. In other words, I'm not spilling my guts here at the auction-block.
I don't see why I can't say this at this point, esp when it's such a hard truth--women are VERY interested in how financially secure a man is, period. So, we'll say I'm definitely financially secure. I also own my home free-and-clear, drive a company car, nothing flashy (nothing embarrassing either) cause it's basically free. If you can only enjoy life when spending money then we probably won't last very long. I find such people ultimately sad and boring. Don't get me wrong--one of my favorite things is cucumber martinis at Moe's. I also like a nice house, car, etc....
I like things that I thought other people wo
Kokomoarnold, 55
currently offlineAkron, OH, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
200 lbs
Body Type
athletic
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romantic comedy, action, drama, indie
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - open to adoption, no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
Master's Degree
Profession
Sales / Marketing
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
electronic cigarettes
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Thai, Always Dieting, Soul Food, Fine Dining, Eat Out Frequently, Sushi, French, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Spicy
Personality
clown, type a, intellectual, fun loving
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
relationship, dating, something interesting, romance, the yin to my yang, friends only, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Male
Music
Hardcore, Funk, Punk, World, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Chamber, Classical, Death Metal, Post Rock, Pop, Opera, Motown, Metal, Indie, House, Heavy Metal, Folk
Hair Style
caesar
Fitness & Sports
rowing, hiking, martial arts, skiing, pilates, walking, cycling, working out
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Orientation
straight
Gender
Female
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