Let's conquer the world together Hmm, what to say about myself? I'm 26 years old, living in Hickory North Carolina. I work for Corning Cable Systems and I rather like it. I'm hoping to build a career here. I am into month 3 of living on my own and I'm loving that.
I spend most of my time working or recovering from work in the form of watching Netflix and playing some form or another of video game. I love RPGs with a passion. Some MMOs, Torchlight, Diablo, Elder Scrolls, Neverwinter Nights. Ahhh...
The two things I am most proud of are my magnificent beard and my awesome computer. Well maybe it's not awesome in line with current standards, but it'll play anything out there. When it won't anymore, I'll upgrade. But my beard IS magnificent. Well maybe not, but let a man lie to himself, ok?
Kriyansylvaen, 39
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Hickory, NC, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
220 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, psychological thrillers, drama, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
Bachelor's Degree
Profession
Clerical / Administrative
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics, conservative
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Omnivore, Fine Dining, Fast Food
Personality
pirate, frugal, conservative, introvert, romantic, professional, nerd, geek, lover, loner, intellectual
Individuality
pirate at heart, beard
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
miss right, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, soulmate
My Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Pets
Cat
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Relaxation and Meditation, Rap, Pop, Metal
Hair Style
short hair
Health Related
western medicine
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