What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common.
They both circle Uranus and Get rid of Klingons.
Labootie, 57
currently offlineRural Area, CA, USA
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Passionate, intelligent, sincere, a natural woman
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
300 lbs
Body Type
overweight
Movies
comedy, sci-fi, drama, action, horror, romance, romantic comedy, indie
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
a little gray, dark brown, light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
some college
Profession
Clerical / Administrative, Politics / Goverment / Military
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
democrat
Personality
introvert, liberal, romantic, intellectual, lover, fun loving, tree hugger
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
mr. right, soulmate, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in may, taurus : april 20-may 20
Gender
Female
Fitness & Sports
surfing, swimming
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