Knock, knock a nun said a naked man was breaking in and she ran to get her mother sister. after that she grabbed a knife.
"where do u want me to start the cutting?" the nun asks. the mother sister looked at the man then pointed to her cheeks and said here and here!
Ladydark84, 40
currently offlinePhiladelphia, PA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Hobbies & Interests
writing, video games, television, shopping, reading, nudism, music, movies, killing zombies, dancing, cooking & recipes
Body Type
thick
Movies
drama, comedy, action, horror, sci-fi, steamy, romantic comedy, romance
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
African American
Relationship
single
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Medical / Health Services, Politics / Goverment / Military
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
better in small groups, flirt, home body
Political Views
progressive
Food Related
Soul Food
Personality
activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, liberal, romantic, lover
Individuality
nudist, tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation, the yin to my yang, soulmate, something interesting, dating, fun, mr. right, mr. right now, penpal, relationship, romance
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22
Military Service
army, veteran
Gender
Female
Music
R and B, Motown, Karaoke, Jazz, Hip Hop, Gospel, Rap
Hair Style
perm, afro, cornrows, layered, long hair, ponytail, straight
Fitness & Sports
wrestling, pole dancing, basketball, football (U.S.), bowling
Looking for
Movies
action, comedy, horror, romance, sci-fi
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Journalist / Writer, Politics / Goverment / Military, Transportation / Trucking
Do they smoke?
socially
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone
Food Related
Carnivore
Personality
romantic, intellectual, activist, fun loving, geek
Gender
Male
Music
R and B, Rock, Rap, Motown, Jazz, Hip Hop, Heavy Metal
Fitness & Sports
soccer (U.S.), martial arts, football (U.S.), football (International), basketball, baseball, working out, tai chi
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Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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