Lashayjohnson, 40
currently offlineTacoma, WA, USA
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Sweet Sassy BBW looking for a myth
Sweet Sassy BBW looking for a myth
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
270 lbs
Body Type
voluptuous, overweight, fat and proud, pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, steamy, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black, dark brown, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Inter-racial
Relationship
seeing someone, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Medical / Health Services
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
only when I drink
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, side kick, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, French, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Fast Food, Sushi, Fine Dining, Soul Food, BRAINS!!!
Personality
nerd, fun loving, introvert, flirt, romantic, intellectual, playa hater, loner, lover, geek
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
friends only, penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now
My Sign
i was born in september, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Gender
Female
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Jazz, Karaoke, Motown, Pop, R and B, Rap, Rock, Christian Rock
Hair Style
long hair, bun, curly, french braid, french twist, layered, ponytail, straightened
Fitness & Sports
yoga, swimming, working out
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, running, shopping, sports, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, cycling, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, mime, movies
Their Body Type
athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
celibate, straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
African American, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Other, Pacific Islander
Relationship
divorced, off the market, just here for friends, separated, single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
only when I drink, socially, 420, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
in recovery, like a fish, no, only blood, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk)
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, burner (burning man participant), coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, romantic, type a
Individuality
beard, goatee, piercings, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Catholic, Christian
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in november, i was born in october, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Music
Celtic, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Gospel, Hardcore, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock
Hair Style
afro, bun, buzz cut, caesar, cornrows, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, pageboy, perm, ponytail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened
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Toilet Humor
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Twisted
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Sick Sense of Humor
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Amateur Comedian
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Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Class Clown
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Life of the Party
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High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Cocktail
378 membersA group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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