I'm funny, intelligent, educated, original, progressive, laid back and supportive. I get along with all people in all situations, really just your average girl. Nothing fancy or high maintenance here. I don't mind getting dirty and I'm not afraid of bugs.
I like stand up comedy, dry British humor, Monty Python, black comedy, Coen Brothers. Prefer highbrow humor, tho I'm not snobby about it. Not into toilet humor or slapstick. No 3 Stooges!
Malls and bars aren't my thing. I love playing cards, shooting pool, bowling and darts. I have a whole closet full of board games and no one to play with!
I am all about animals. They are my life and my work. I have lots of pets and I do rescue work.
I strive for a stress-free life and there's no place like home! I like decorating and gardening. I can be quiet, but I'm never shy. I prefer intellectual stimulation to physical activity.
I LOVE good TV, movies (action, crime, horror, sci fi, mysteries, comedy - no chick flicks), going for walks, and anything to do with water (especially swimming and water parks.) I love dining out and road trips.
I like intelligent debate and you don't have to agree with me. I can talk about nearly anything except cars and sports. I am progressively political.
I'm marriage-minded. I'm looking for the right guy, not just any guy. Are you smart, funny, open-minded and laid back? Do you accept people for who they are and love animals?
No hunters, bigots, trill seekers or rage-aholics, please.
Lavendergirl, 62
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Detroit, MI, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Weight
190 lbs
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, sci-fi, drama, action, horror, indie
Orientation
straight, asexual
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets, alone
Socially, I am
comic relief, better in small groups, home body, a couch potato
Political Views
progressive, liberal
Food Related
Omnivore, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Indian, Japanese
Personality
extrovert, liberal, intellectual, activist
Individuality
tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pantheist
I'm looking for
mr. right, soulmate, relationship, the yin to my yang
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Fitness & Sports
swimming, yoga
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
swimming
Orientation
asexual, celibate, straight
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house
Do they smoke?
socially, only when I drink, no - will not date a smoker, no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
daily, in recovery, socially, no
Their Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, leo : july 23–aug. 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, cancer : june 21–july 22
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