Lazorcorn, 32
currently offlineAll, MN, USA
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Names MIke
Names MIke Im from the frozen waste called minnesota. I have a really lame sense of humor lol
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
280 lbs
Body Type
large
Movies
comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Vulcan
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
comic relief, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
green party
Food Related
Omnivore, BRAINS!!!, Junk Food Junkie, Italian, Chinese
Personality
redneck, nerd, clown, dominatrix, geek, tree hugger, flirt, romantic
Individuality
werewolf, pirate at heart, beard, ninja, tattoos
Religious Views
Wiccan
I'm looking for
miss right now, the yin to my yang, romance, miss right, something interesting, dating, relationship
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Tribbles, Dogs, Cats, Turtle, Horses
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Country, Bluegrass
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
snowboarding, bowling, weightlifting, swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
cooking & recipes, dancing, fishing, horseback riding, killing zombies, larp, magic, nudism, painting, pole dancing, video games, wine tasting
Their Body Type
athletic, average, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel
Movies
comedy, nothing but porn, romantic comedy
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
brown, gray, green, hazel, black, blue
Hair Color
auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
beer, liquor, wine
Food Related
Candiholic, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Carnivore, Chinese, Eat Out Frequently, Hot Sauce on Everything, Omnivore
Personality
activist, flirt, nerd, redneck, tree hugger
Individuality
ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire, werewolf
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan
They are looking for
dating, mr. right, the yin to my yang
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves
Pets
Turtle, Turtles, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Horse, Horses, No pets currently (but like them), Small Furry Creature, Tribbles
Gender
Female, Transgender
Music
Country
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, ballet, football (U.S.), martial arts, parkour, pilates, snowboarding, swimming, tai chi, tennis, working out, yoga
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My Groups(2)
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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