Llc92949, 75
currently offline
Inland Empire, CA, USA
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Dry and sarcastic at times, not always understood
Dry and sarcastic at times, not always understood Fun, active, attractive Lady seeking same in a man. A great sense of humor is such a turn on.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
140 lbs
Body Type
average, fit
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Education Level
some college
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Food Related
Omnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Fine Dining, Soul Food
Gender
Female
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, pole dancing, reading, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, weather, wine tasting
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, thick
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Hair Color
a little gray, bald, black, dark brown, light brown, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander
Relationship
divorced, single, widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Their Education Level
college grad, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, republican
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Italian, Japanese, Soul Food, Sushi
Personality
coffeeholic, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, jock, lover, pirate, professional, romantic
Individuality
beard, cougar lover, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos
Religious Views
Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
dating, miss right, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets
Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Fish, Horse, Horses, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Male
Music
Bluegrass, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Hip Hop, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Motown, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B
Fitness & Sports
parkour, pole dancing, scuba, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), swimming, volleyball, walking, armchair quarterback, basketball, bowling, dancing, golf, hockey
Health Related
acupuncture, cancer survivor, chiropractic, eastern medicine, faith healing, holistic treatment, homeopathy, minor dietary issues, minor health issues
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My Groups(7)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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