Lswanton, 32
currently offline
Annandale, VA, USA
LSWANTON'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)

Because Tinder should only be used for starting fires
I have started doing stand up recently and thought, wow how can I get to know these people on an online interface? And poof here I am!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Hobbies & Interests
sports, television, reading, puzzles and brain teasers, movies, cooking & recipes, wine tasting, writing
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
action, comedy, drama, psychological thrillers
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Medical / Health Services
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
wine, socially
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
class clown, the life of the party, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Mediterranean, Carnivore, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mexican, Spicy, Thai
Personality
extrovert, fun loving, thrifty
Individuality
beard, pirate at heart
I'm looking for
dating, mr. right, relationship, roommate, romance
My Sign
i was born in december
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Female
Music
Pop, Country, Rap, R and B, Dance
Hair Style
curly
Fitness & Sports
working out, weightlifting, swimming, jogging, football (U.S.), hockey, hiking
Languages
English
My Photos

My Friends
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My Groups
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Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites