Machine74, 51
currently offlineDayton, OH, USA
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mmmmmm.....beeeeeeeer...
mmmmmm.....beeeeeeeer... i love german beers, and...well...just beer in general
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'01"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
comedy, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
some college
Profession
Construction / Craftsman
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
the life of the party, social butterfly
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Hot Sauce on Everything, Sushi, Spicy, Italian, Chinese, Carnivore
Personality
intellectual, flirt, fun loving, tree hugger, pirate, redneck
Individuality
tattoos, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
relationship, dating, conversation
My Sign
i was born in february, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Country, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Karaoke
Hair Style
buzz cut
Fitness & Sports
baseball, football (International), soccer (U.S.), rugby, bowling, hiking, basketball, football (U.S.), jogging, working out
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
bible study, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, auburn, bald
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander
Relationship
couple, divorced, open relationship, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they drink?
alcoholic, beer, daily, like a fish, liquor, only blood, socially, teetotaller, wine
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)
Food Related
Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, burner (burning man participant), coffeeholic, conservative, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, type a, white trash
Individuality
beard, cougar, cougar lover, goatee, magician, mime, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos, vampire, werewolf
Religious Views
Catholic, Christian, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
Miscellaneous
deaf, hard of hearing
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, mr. right, mr. right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets
Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
afro, bowl cut, bun, buzz cut, caesar, comb over, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, armchair quarterback, ballet, baseball, basketball, biathalon, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, diving, fencing, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, handball, hiking, hockey, jogging, marathon, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rowing, rugby, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga
Health Related
acupuncture, alternative medicine, ayurveda, challenging health issues
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