Madamdunkelheit, 35
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'01"
Body Type
fat and proud
Movies
comedy, indie, romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual
Eye Color
green, hazel
Hair Color
black, dark brown
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some high school
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
420, cigarettes
I currently live
with roommate(s), with parents
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then, Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
fun loving, thrifty, romantic
Individuality
piercings, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
fun, dating, conversation, something interesting, mr. right, miss right, relationship, romance
My Sign
i was born in april
Pets
Dogs
Gender
Female
Music
Christian Rock, Punk, Alternative Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Screamo, Rock, Rap, R and B, Pop, Metal, Industrial, Indie, Hip Hop
Hair Style
mohawk
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, movies, music, painting, photography, pole dancing, reading, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
asexual, bisexual, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
African American, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Other
Relationship
off the market, just here for friends, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, yes
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
socially, 420, cigarettes, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink
Do they drink?
liquor, only blood, socially, teetotaller, wine
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Food Related
Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Candiholic, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Caribbean, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Omnivore, Pescetarian, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality
burner (burning man participant), coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, romantic, thrifty, white trash
Individuality
beard, goatee, magician, mime, ninja, piercings, psychic, tattoos, vampire, werewolf
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, mr. right, penpal, relationship, something REALLY hot, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, No pets allowed!, No pets currently (and not interested in any), No pets currently (but like them), Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender
Music
Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Industrial, Metal, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo
Hair Style
bun, buzz cut, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, perm, ponytail, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened, afro, bob cut
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, armchair quarterback, ballet, baseball, basketball, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, fencing, football (U.S.), gymnastics, hiking, hockey, jogging, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rugby, running, skateboarding, skiing, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga
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My Groups(6)
Sarcastic
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Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
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