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Shock Sicko
Shock Sicko I can be the Punslinger, when they're really bad, the Pun-isher.
I can't be sarcastic at all.
I talk like a Cracked.com writer. If Charlie Sheen was aware of his craziness and actually d---ing us all around with this whole drugs thing,I'd relate.
I can be disgusting and vulgar. I will sicken and shock you with hilarity based on morbidity, s----lity, and the un-PC. I have no shame. and I'm proud of it.
I can be serious, sometimes. Overall? I'll be serious when I'm laying in a casket 6 feet under...well, maybe.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'09"
Weight 190 lbs
Body Type average
Movies sci-fi, comedy, drama, action, horror
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue, green
Hair Color blond, dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single, single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Artistic / Musical
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live with parents
Socially, I am better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief
Political Views liberal
Food Related Carnivore, Omnivore, Junk Food Junkie, Spicy, Italian, Comfort, Chocoholic, Chinese
Personality extrovert, nerd, fun loving, geek, playa hater, liberal, intellectual
Religious Views Wiccan, Agnostic, Buddhist, Deist, Pagan, Pantheist
I'm looking for romance, miss right, dating, the yin to my yang, relationship
My Sign aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Gender Male
Music Metal, Progressive Rock, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Folk, Celtic, Alternative Rock

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Dry Sense of Humor

 1612 members

A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Slapstick

 732 members

A group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.

Twisted

 1211 members

A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Politically Incorrect

 971 members

A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

Jokester

 1437 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Prankster

 887 members

A group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.

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