Mattman1987, 37
currently offline
Kansas City, MO, USA
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Looking for Ms. Right lol
My sense of humor is sarcastic, ironic and making light of certain situations. Sometimes comic relief and dorky.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
120 lbs
Body Type
average, skinny, athletic
Movies
indie, romantic comedy, action, horror, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
light brown, blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Omnivore, Fast Food, Junk Food Junkie, Carnivore, Spicy, Comfort, Chinese
Personality
introvert, geek, fun loving, thrifty, pirate, nerd, liberal
Religious Views
Buddhist, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic, Catholic
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation, soulmate, miss right now
My Sign
scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, i was born in november
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Rock, Progressive Rock, Indie, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Hard Rock, Death Metal, Punk
Hair Style
straight, shag, short hair
Fitness & Sports
football (U.S.), baseball, hiking, cycling, swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cosplay, gardening, hunting, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, television, travel, video games
Their Body Type
slender, slim, a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, skinny
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
blue, brown, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Middle Eastern, Native American
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, some college
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly
Political Views
democrat, independent, liberal
Personality
clown, extrovert, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, nerd, preppy, punk, thrifty
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
dating, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
Pets
Cat, Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Metal, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rock, Screamo
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, cycling, diving, gymnastics, jogging
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My Friends
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My Groups(6)
Sarcastic
2503 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Dirty
1908 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2259 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Comic Relief
1813 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
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- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
