Marry a woman for her personality... A Leviathan looking for his tugboat...Someone actually described me as a Leviathan one day...at last look, I in no way resemble a battleship or a cruise liner, but I AM bigger than a scow, and am probably more than a little dinghy
I am a kind and attentive man who seeks a real BBW partner for various adventures; not necessarily of a nautical variety. She should be tall as a fore mast, broad of beam and with a spinnaker that will make people sit up and take notice!
Meanandornery, 70
currently offlineAberdeen, MA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'05"
Weight
340 lbs
Body Type
fat and proud, thick, large, pleasantly plump, overweight, a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, indie, romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
bald
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Technical / Science / Engineering, Sales / Marketing, Executive / Management
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
the life of the party, flirt, comic relief
Political Views
conservative
Food Related
Mediterranean, Chocoholic, French, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy, Carnivore, Pescetarian
Personality
type a, nerd, intellectual, romantic, flirt, fun loving, professional, conservative, extrovert, geek, preppy
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
romance, travel companion, penpal, miss right now, friends only, the yin to my yang, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Country, Rock, Jazz-Fusion, Jazz, Folk, Classical, Bluegrass
Fitness & Sports
basketball, baseball, swimming
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British Humor
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Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Cocktail
378 membersA group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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