Melanthius, 48
currently offline
All, NY, USA
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Bloomin' BBW
Bloomin' BBW I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh. I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I love movies, music, theatre, and all kinds of arts and crafts. I've made a lot of new friends over the past year, and I can't wait to meet more. I am looking for someone to have some fun with, whatever that may involve. I have been deprived for too long, and I want to experience more. So look me up if I am what you're looking for. Who knows, we might just fit.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
320 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, pleasantly plump, fat and proud, thick, large, voluptuous, overweight
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, indie, steamy, drama, horror, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Clerical / Administrative, Sales / Marketing
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
cigarettes, socially, daily
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
side kick, a couch potato, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Indian, Soul Food, Fine Dining, Eat Out Frequently, Sushi, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Japanese, Carnivore, Chocoholic, Omnivore
Personality
geek, flirt, nerd, fun loving, romantic, intellectual, lover
Individuality
tattoos, cougar
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist
I'm looking for
dating, relationship, fun, conversation, something interesting, mr. right, mr. right now, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20, i was born in june
Pets
Cat
Gender
Female
Music
Classical, Punk, Alternative Rock, Techno, Rock, R and B, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Pop, Motown, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Dance, Celtic
Hair Style
curly, long hair
My Photos
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My Groups(7)
Dry Sense of Humor
1611 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2501 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
1030 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Witty
2258 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1719 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Self-Deprecating Humor
748 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Find Other Singles In
New York!
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites