Meljay, 60
currently offlineGloucestershire, UNITED KINGDOM
MELJAY'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Sarcastic, Ironic, Silly, can be a little dry.
Sarcastic, Ironic, Silly, can be a little dry. I like comedians like Joe pasquale and lee Evans. At the end of a bad day a man who can give me a hug and make me smile can make it all seem ok!!!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'04"
Weight
210 lbs
Body Type
pleasantly plump, voluptuous, a few extra pounds
Movies
romance, romantic comedy, drama, action, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
some college
Profession
Education / Academic Research
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets, with kids
Food Related
Carnivore, Fast Food, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Chocoholic
Personality
liberal, flirt, romantic, lover, playa hater, fun loving
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
mr. right, soulmate, dating, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in december, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19
Pets
Dog, Bird, Fish, Small Furry Creature, Guinea Pig
Gender
Female
Fitness & Sports
swimming
Looking for
Their Body Type
voluptuous, slim, slender, pleasantly plump, overweight, large, fit, fat and proud, average, athletic, a few extra pounds
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel, green, gray, brown, blue
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
widowed, single - never married, separated, divorced
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
socially
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, the life of the party
They are looking for
dating, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Gender
Male
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My Groups(7)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Cocktail
378 membersA group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites