I'm the kind of woman who'll pray for you, then roast you (lightly) if you don't text back. I've got a dry sense of humor, a soft spot for deep thinkers and a zero-tolerance policy for boring conversations. I joined Passions Network to find someone real, curious and emotionally available. I believe in love, laughter and leveling up together. Bonus points if you can handle sacarsm with a straight face.
Favourite punchline? "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." Ask for the full joke-if you're brave enough!
Memorykeneilwe, 24
Online
Johannesburg, South Africa
MEMORYKENEILWE'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Smart Mouth, Soft Heart & a Love for Real Talk.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'5"
Weight
90 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
Video games, Reading, Puzzles and brain teasers, Music, Movies, Cooking & recipes, Chess
Body Type
Average
Movies
Romantic comedy, Romance, Horror, Drama, Comedy
Eye Color
Black
Hair Color
Black
Relationship
Single
Have Kids
No - maybe with the right person
Education Level
Currently in college
Profession
Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty
Income level
That's private
Do you smoke?
No - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
No
I currently live
With parents
Socially, I am
Better in small groups, Home body
Food Related
Fast Food, Hot Sauce on Everything, Junk Food Junkie, Spicy
Personality
Introvert
Individuality
Pirate at heart
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
The yin to my yang
My Sign
Cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Spiders, Dogs, Birds
Music
Folk, Jazz, Karaoke, Relaxation and Meditation, Country, R and B
Hair Style
Short hair
Fitness & Sports
Dancing
Health Related
Meditation
Languages
English
My Preferred Pronouns
No Pronoun Preference
Love Language
Receiving Gifts, Words of Affirmation, Quality Time, Physical Touch, Acts of Service
Highly Sensitive Type
Sensitive, Empath, Fantasy-Prone, Intuitive, Overexcitable
High Sensation Seeker
Experience Seeking, Adventure Seeking, Thrill Seeking
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups
No Groups Yet!
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
