So this lady was hittin' on me Finally I said, "Ok lady you can keep your purse".
Joke #1.
Mikenmeus, 62
currently offlineLake Worth, FL, USA
MIKENMEUS'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
So this lady was hittin' on me
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, romance, action, drama, steamy, romantic comedy, animation, psychological thrillers, mockumentaries
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, socially, no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
alone, there is a party every night
Socially, I am
the life of the party, home body, social butterfly, comic relief, a couch potato
Political Views
democrat, green party, liberal, independent
Food Related
Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Junk Food Junkie, Sushi, Soul Food, Thai
Personality
nerd, introvert, white trash, romantic, loner, lover, pirate, thrifty, artistic
Individuality
psychic, vampire, cougar lover, superhero, artist
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, roommate, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19
Military Service
veteran
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Classical, Country, Dance, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, House, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Rock, Techno, Christian Rock, Reggae, Soul, World
Hair Style
short hair, shag, spiky
Fitness & Sports
swimming, working out, dancing, snorkeling
Health Related
faith healing, meditation, challenging health issues, in remission
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Cocktail
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