I'm witty --apparently, this is a dying breed. Aren't we a little past knock, knock jokes at this age?! I'm a little more that your average white boy, as I'm asian.
Everyone loves cougars. I'll talk about them, eventually. Everyone other "comedian" talks about them. Does my profile mention that I'm female? j/k...
Miyuscene, 41
currently offlineBritish Columbia, CANADA
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I'm witty --apparently, this is a dying breed.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'04"
Weight
140 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cosplay, dancing, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, photography, reading, wine tasting, writing
Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, voluptuous
Movies
action, comedy, steamy, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
asexual, bisexual
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latino, Mixed Race, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Other, Sales / Marketing
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes, cigars, clove cigarettes, hookah, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, pipe, socially, 420
Do you drink?
like a fish, only blood, socially, teetotaller
I currently live
family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night
Socially, I am
anti-social, comic relief, flirt, home body, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, progressive, socialist
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw Food, Soul Food, Sushi
Personality
extrovert, fashionista, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, lover, pirate, playa, playa hater, professional, punk, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger
Individuality
mime, ninja, pirate at heart, psychic
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
Miscellaneous
hard of hearing
I'm looking for
miss right, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion, conversation
My Sign
capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19
Gender
Female
Music
Classical, Dance, House, Jazz-Fusion, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
bob cut, emo, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mullet, ponytail, shag, short hair, straightened
Fitness & Sports
armchair quarterback, biathalon, bowling, cycling, dancing, swimming, weightlifting, working out
Health Related
acupuncture, alternative medicine, chronic health issues, detoxing, eastern medicine, folk medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, meditation, minor dietary issues, minor health issues, naturopathy, therapy, western medicine
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
cosplay, dancing, internet, killing zombies, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing, comic books, computers
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, voluptuous
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, separated, single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate
Income level
that's private
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party
Individuality
goatee, mime, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Deist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan
They are looking for
travel companion, conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
aries : march 21-april 19, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, i was born in august, i was born in january, leo : july 23-aug. 22, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20
Hair Style
bob cut, bowl cut, bun
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