Montello314, 66
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Seattle Tacoma, WA, USA
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Is that all you got?!
Is that all you got?! I have a dry,Sarcastic sense of humor,I crack myself up alot.I find humor in every day conversations,things people say just off the wall things come to my mind when i hear or see things EVERY DAY.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
fit, average
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, drama, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown, a little gray
Ethnicity
Native American
Relationship
separated, open relationship
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Construction / Craftsman
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Japanese, Chinese, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently
Personality
romantic, flirt, jock, lover, loner, fun loving
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
miss right, miss right now, the yin to my yang, travel companion, penpal, friends only, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate
My Sign
i was born in march, pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Progressive Rock, R and B, Pop, Motown, Dance, Country
Hair Style
buzz cut
Fitness & Sports
golf, walking, basketball, weightlifting, handball, working out, swimming
Health Related
herbalism
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, pleasantly plump, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
gray, green, hazel, black, blue, brown
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
Native American
Relationship
divorced, married, open relationship, seeing someone, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
in recovery, no, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Raw, Soul Food, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality
coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, preppy, professional, redneck, romantic, thrifty
Individuality
nudist, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos
Religious Views
Catholic, Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Scientology
They are looking for
dating, friends only, mr. right now, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20
Military Service
veteran
Pets
Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Horse, Horses
Gender
Female
Music
Bluegrass, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Hip Hop, Jazz, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock
Hair Style
straight, straightened, emo, faux-hawk, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, short hair, spiky
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, armchair quarterback, baseball, basketball, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, diving, fencing, football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, handball, hiking, hockey, jogging, marathon, martial arts, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rowing, rugby, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, yoga
Health Related
acupuncture, alternative medicine, eastern medicine, faith healing, folk medicine, herbalism, homeopathy, meditation, minor dietary issues, western medicine
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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