Morganic, 40
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McDonough, GA, USA
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I love to laugh
I love to laugh How can i descibe my sense of humor, well I can't I don't know about you, I just kinda go with the flow and keep the laughter going, I love it when someone can make me laugh and I love making other people laugh... ooh here's an idea let's laugh together... you can call me Morganic...
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'08"
Body Type
a few extra pounds, thick, large, voluptuous, overweight, fat and proud, pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood, animation, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, mockumentaries
Orientation
bisexual, polysexual
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
African American
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - and am unable to, no - open to adoption
Education Level
high school grad, some college
Profession
Sales / Marketing, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
socially, only when I drink
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
the life of the party, home body, social butterfly, flirt, comic relief, class clown
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Vegetarian, Omnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Mexican
Personality
nerd, fun loving, punk, total slacker, extrovert, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual, lover, pirate, fashionista, thrifty, dominatrix, hipster, artistic
Individuality
tattoos, nudist, pirate at heart, superhero, artist
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
friends only, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, roommate, fun, conversation, soulmate
My Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, i was born in february
Pets
Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Celtic, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Karaoke, Metal, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Techno, Trance, World, Relaxation and Meditation
Hair Style
faux-hawk, short hair, curly, straightened
Fitness & Sports
walking, bowling, hiking, pole dancing
Health Related
eastern medicine, minor health issues
Languages
English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
baking, board games, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, cruises, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fit, large, skinny, slender, slim
Movies
action, animation, bollywood, comedy, drama, indie, mockumentaries, murder mysteries, nothing but porn, psychological thrillers, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, gay, lesbian, polysexual, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Klingon, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
civil union, committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, married, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, polyamorous, seeing someone, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption, yes, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
ceremonial smoking, chain smoker, cigarettes, cigarillos, cigars, clove cigarettes, daily, electronic cigarettes, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
beer, daily, in recovery, like a fish, liquor, no, socially, teetotaller, wine
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Food Related
Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Mexican, Omnivore, Organic, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Thai, Vegetarian, BRAINS!!!, Candiholic, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Caribbean, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Grain-free Diet
Personality
activist, artistic, clown, coffeeholic, conservative, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, type a, white trash
Individuality
artist, beard, circus clown, designer, goatee, magician, mime, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, stache, superhero, superhero sidekick, tattoos
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, No pets currently (but like them), Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender, Transgender-FTM, Transgender-MTF
Music
Alternative Rock, Celtic, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Funk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Karaoke, Metal, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Relaxation and Meditation, Rock, Soul, Techno, Trance, World
Hair Style
bob cut, bowl cut, bun, buzz cut, caesar, comb over, crew cut, curly, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, mullet, pageboy, ponytail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, archery, armchair quarterback, ballet, baseball, basketball, biathalon, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, diving, fencing, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, handball, hiking, hockey, jogging, marathon, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rowing, rugby, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga
Health Related
acupuncture, alternative medicine, ayurveda, cancer survivor, challenging dietary issues, challenging health issues, chiropractic, detoxing, diabetic, eastern medicine, faith healing, folk medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, in remission, meditation, minor dietary issues, minor health issues, naturopathy, therapy, western medicine
Languages
Arabic, Bengali, Cantonese, Chinese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Elvish, English, Esperanto, Finnish, Flemish, French, German, Greek, Gujarati, Hebrew, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Javanese, Klingon, Korean, Kurdish, Latin, Leet, Malay, Mandarin, Marathi, Na'vi, Norwegian, Persian, Pig Latin, Pirate, Polish, Portuguese, Punjabi, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Tamil, Thai, The Language of Love, Turkish, Urdu, Vietnamese, Wu, Xiang
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Sick Sense of Humor
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Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
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Dirty
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Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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