Morpheuscometh, 60
currently offline
San Antonio, TX, USA
MORPHEUSCOMETH'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.†I am a 45 year old African-American male from hot and humid Texas. I love to laugh and find the the humor in everything.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Weight
210 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, drama, action, horror
Orientation
straight, celibate
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
African American
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
family and friends visit often, with pets
Socially, I am
better in small groups, side kick, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Indian, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Soul Food
Personality
lover, fun loving, introvert, thrifty, frugal, loner
Individuality
goatee
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
friends only, penpal, the yin to my yang
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19
Pets
Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Trance, Punk, Alternative Rock, Techno, Rock, Metal, Celtic, Country, Dance, Gospel, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Industrial, R and B, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
weightlifting, football (U.S.)
Health Related
meditation, folk medicine
Looking for
Movies
comedy, action, sci-fi, romantic comedy, drama, horror
Orientation
straight, celibate, asexual
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - do not want kids
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
no, socially
Political Views
independent, not interested in politics
Personality
loner, introvert, intellectual, geek, fun loving, frugal, flirt, lover, romantic, thrifty
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends only, penpal, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
Pets
Cat, Dogs, Horse
Music
Christian Rock, Celtic, Heavy Metal, Alternative Rock, Country, Gospel, Trance, Techno, Rock, Hard Rock, R and B, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Pop, Motown, Jazz, House, Hip Hop
Fitness & Sports
football (U.S.)
Health Related
meditation
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My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1609 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2498 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1207 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1028 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
High-Brow Humor
532 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Dirty
1902 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Intellectual Humor
1718 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Self-Deprecating Humor
748 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
