I wanna be a priority not an option I am happy, stable, employed, educated, perhaps a little bit of an enigma. I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, no criminal record, I own a home and have two cats. I like spending time on things that challenge me like flint knapping, pool, writing poetry, and even fishing(yes it is challenging). I like to go to museums, discuss lunatic fringe, paranormal, conspiracy theories, and politics. I also like to joke and kid, I prefer to make witty(cheesy?) jokes and lighten things up.
I'm looking for a woman that can challenge me, hold her own in a conversation and is truly open minded. Along with that she should have a warm heart, good sense of humor and be supportive.
If you like to cook healthy and keep fit it would be great because I need improvement in both of those areas.
Don't let someone become a priority in your life when you're only an option in theirs
Mrepoet613, 49
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
280 lbs
Body Type
fat and proud, thick, pleasantly plump, overweight
Movies
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
auburn
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, single
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad, college grad
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Technical / Science / Engineering, Internet
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets, alone
Socially, I am
comic relief, loner, better in small groups, anti-social, home body
Political Views
libertarian, independent
Food Related
Chinese, Chocoholic, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Comfort, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality
introvert, fun loving, geek, lover, professional, loner, nerd, conservative, jock, redneck, flirt, intellectual, coffeeholic
Individuality
goatee
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
dating, soulmate, miss right, something interesting, conversation, fun, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship
My Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs, pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets
Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Country
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
golf, walking, bowling, armchair quarterback
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Slapstick
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Toilet Humor
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Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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