Mrtilt, 54

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Rural Area, SC, USA

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20 odd facts about me
20 odd facts about me 1 married but looking for a friend
2 kids and pets like me
3 i can eat only one lay potato chip
4 i actually did get blood from a stone
5 i always squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom
6 i have never had heartburn
7 i dont get brain freezes
8 i have never cheated on my wife or any girlfriend (well not yet)
9 i can only sleep in a car if i am driving
10 if you are still reading this you should just write me an email to hear some more...
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'08"
Weight 160 lbs
Hobbies & Interests working out, wine tasting, travel, swimming, sports, movies
Body Type athletic, fit, average
Movies sci-fi, romantic comedy, horror, drama, comedy, action
Orientation straight
Eye Color hazel
Hair Color dark brown, a little gray
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship married
Profession Other
Income level $100,000+
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink? socially
I currently live in a van down by the river, with a significant other, with kids
Socially, I am the life of the party, flirt, comic relief
Political Views conservative
Food Related Carnivore, Fine Dining, Italian, Chinese, Eat Out Frequently, Japanese, Spicy
Personality conservative, fun loving
Religious Views Not Religious, Catholic
I'm looking for conversation, something interesting, fun
My Sign i was born in february, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets Cat, Dogs
Gender Male
Music Rock, Pop, Hip Hop, Hard Rock, Alternative Rock
Hair Style short hair
Fitness & Sports swimming, working out

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A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

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A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

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A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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