Laughs Found Here I am a domestic goddess, single parent, bookie and a college student looking for that elusive thing called "love". I am looking for a great man who enjoys watching movies, reading, spending time with family and friends and can accept my wickedly sarcastic type humor.
My humor, unfortunately, doesn't translate well online. It does come quite naturally to me along with a fairly quick wit. On a bad day, you probably don't want to know me!
I really love to laugh (who doesn't?) and enjoy making others around me laugh...even at my own expense. I think being a good parent is having a good sense of humor, and as such I look for humor in each day. If you would like to know more about me, feel free to drop me a line! I'd like to hear from you. All messages will be answered.
Msmaximus, 2025
currently offline
Rural Area, WA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'05"
Weight
250 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, average, voluptuous, pleasantly plump
Movies
indie, romantic comedy, horror, action, drama, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
currently in college, high school grad
Profession
Clerical / Administrative
Do you smoke?
only when I drink, no - open to dating smokers though, socially
I currently live
with pets, with kids
Socially, I am
comic relief, better in small groups, flirt, home body
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Chocoholic, Carnivore, Indian, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Omnivore
Personality
intellectual, romantic, flirt, conservative, introvert, fun loving, lover
Individuality
tattoos, piercings
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic
I'm looking for
soulmate, mr. right, penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation
My Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Pets
Fish, Guinea Pig, Cat
Gender
Female
Music
Hard Rock, Techno, Rock, R and B, Pop, Motown, Jazz, Hip Hop, Heavy Metal, Dance, Country, Alternative Rock, Punk
Fitness & Sports
yoga
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
video games, music, movies, internet, cooking & recipes, computers, reading, television
Their Body Type
fit, large, average, athletic, a few extra pounds, thick, overweight
Movies
drama, action, comedy, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Relationship
widowed, divorced, single - never married
Have Kids
yes - single parent home, yes - grown and out of the house, no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level
some college, post-Graduate, high school grad, currently in college, college grad
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
no, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with an insignificant other, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Chinese, Carnivore, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Spicy
Personality
intellectual, fun loving, flirt, conservative, romantic, lover, introvert
They are looking for
relationship, the yin to my yang, soulmate, romance, penpal, miss right, friends only, dating, conversation
Pets
Cat
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My Groups(9)
Sarcastic
2497 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
729 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Life of the Party
1158 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Camp
390 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1901 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2255 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1429 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1716 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1810 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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- The Onion
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- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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