Munchhausen, 34
currently offlinePhoenix, AZ, USA
MUNCHHAUSEN'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Your mother smells like hamsters and your father smells of
Your mother smells like hamsters and your father smells of elderberries. I'm a pretty "off" guy. Some say that's a good quality; others say it's bad. I say love the former and screw the latter. I'm here to find the former.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
4'06"
Body Type
disabled
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, steamy, indie, drama, action, horror, romance
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
currently in college, high school grad
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
420
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
side kick, better in small groups, comic relief
Political Views
liberal, socialist
Food Related
Fine Dining, BRAINS!!!, Eat Out Frequently, Sushi, Junk Food Junkie, Spicy, Indian
Personality
liberal, punk, introvert, romantic, intellectual
Individuality
piercings
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, friends only, dating, travel companion, miss right now, miss right, soulmate, something interesting, conversation, fun
My Sign
i was born in november
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Opera, Rock, Techno
Hair Style
mohawk
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
movies, music, reading, writing
Their Body Type
average, disabled, slender, supermodel, voluptuous
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romance
Orientation
straight
Hair Color
auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Their Education Level
high school grad, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s), alone, family and friends visit often
Socially, they are
better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Personality
intellectual, punk, romantic
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Deist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, mr. right, mr. right now, penpal, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Post Rock, Punk, Rock, Techno
Hair Style
afro, mohawk, ponytail, short hair, spiky, bob cut, bun, buzz cut, curly, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair
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My Groups(7)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites