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Mzcarrie, 51
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Rural Area, MT, USA
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If you can't make me laugh then don't even bother!
If you can't make me laugh then don't even bother! I'm a hard working, intelligent single mother of 2 beautiful mixed children ages 18 and 12. I work at at a motel as a front desk clerk, I love to play softball, read & watch movies..that is the extent of my life..so I need to aquire a social life
I like tall men, preferrably of the caramel & chocolate variety! I want that ever elusive man that doesn't cheat or lie..please tell me that there is at least one left!
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
250 lbs
Body Type
thick, voluptuous, pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, indie, romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, romance, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue, gray
Hair Color
auburn, dark brown
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Native American
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Medical / Health Services
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with kids, alone
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, comic relief
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Carnivore, Soul Food, Spicy, Italian, Comfort, Chinese
Personality
activist, nerd, fun loving, intellectual, romantic, flirt, lover
Individuality
tattoos, cougar
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
mr. right now, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Cat, Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Pop, R and B, Rap, Hip Hop
Hair Style
layered
Fitness & Sports
walking
Health Related
cancer survivor
My Photos
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My Friends
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My Groups(5)
Sarcastic
2506 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites