NOT FUNNY! My sense of humor does seem to revolve around self-deprivation, often shared within my group of friends. Also absurdity. Chick pea.
Favorite comedic line: "Nice comeback!" -Zoolander
And many MST3K jokes
Ninjaguava, 45
currently offlineHouston, TX, USA
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NOT FUNNY!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'05"
Weight
160 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
writing, wine tasting, travel, reading, music, dancing
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
comedy, bollywood
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research, Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, hookah, socially
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with roommate(s), with pets, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
better in small groups, comic relief, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
not interested in politics, liberal
Food Related
Indian, Diet Phobic, Vegetarian, Japanese, Omnivore, Vegan, Spicy, Sushi
Personality
liberal, coffeeholic, fashionista, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, romantic, thrifty
Individuality
tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, Buddhist, Agnostic
I'm looking for
dating, mr. right, relationship, romance, travel companion, the yin to my yang, soulmate, something interesting
My Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, i was born in january
Pets
Rabbits, Rabbit, Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Karaoke, Classical, Country, Dance, Folk, House, Trance, Jazz, Bluegrass
Hair Style
straight, long hair, ponytail, short hair
Fitness & Sports
yoga, working out, tennis, parkour, hiking, dancing
Health Related
acupuncture, chronic health issues, meditation
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
music, reading, travel, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, average, fit, skinny, slim, slender
Movies
bollywood, comedy
Orientation
straight
Hair Color
light brown, black, dark brown
Their Ethnicity
Other, Mixed Race, Middle Eastern, Inter-racial, Asian, Caucasian, Indian
Relationship
widowed, single - never married, divorced, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level
currently in college, post-Graduate
Do they smoke?
socially
Do they drink?
socially
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner
Political Views
the labour party (uk), socialist, not interested in politics, libertarian, liberal, independent, democrat
Food Related
Sushi, Spicy, Indian
Personality
type a, lover, pirate, professional, romantic, introvert, intellectual, coffeeholic
Religious Views
Hindu, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Not Religious
They are looking for
miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Gender
Male
Music
Classical, House, Karaoke
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups
No Groups Yet!
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