Nkrccons, 48
currently offlineColumbus, OH, USA
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Sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek type
Sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek type A sense of humor is a major turn-on for me. I love a guy that make me laugh and one who thinks I am funny too. I tend to be very sarcastic and that can get me in trouble until someone figures out that I am always joking when I say something that sounds mean or B----y. But I can also be exceedingly goofy and slapstick at times.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'02"
Weight
130 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
comedy, drama, indie
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
blond, light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Medical / Health Services
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with roommate(s), with pets, with an insignificant other
Political Views
democrat, liberal
Food Related
Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Sushi, Chocoholic, Carnivore
Personality
extrovert, liberal, intellectual, punk, professional, lover, nerd
Individuality
tattoos, piercings
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
mr. right, something interesting, conversation, dating, relationship, romance, travel companion
My Sign
i was born in january
Pets
Cats
Gender
Female
Fitness & Sports
working out, swimming, running
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, cycling, dancing, gardening, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, photography, reading, running, sports, surfing, swimming, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, slender, slim, supermodel
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Internet, Legal Services, Medical / Health Services, Other, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
in recovery, no, socially, teetotaller
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with an insignificant other, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat, green party, independent, liberal, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), progressive, socialist
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegetarian
Personality
lover, nerd, preppy, professional, punk, romantic, tree hugger, type a, activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal
Individuality
faux-hawk, goatee, mohawk, piercings, shaved head, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Deist, Hindu, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
conversation, dating, miss right, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Pets
Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Fish, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Male
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My Groups(9)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
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- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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- Be Choosie
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