Nosekiss, 79
currently offline
Orlando, FL, USA
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Widow, 380 lbs, seeks kind man in Florida
I like to tease and use innuendo to catch people off guard. I love writing and try to keep humor in whatever I do because it makes people feel good. I also love Corney Jokes, such as: "How do you catch a Unique Rabbit? ......... Unique up on it!" Groan! Did you groan, really? Grin! And I like poetic funnies also... sort of a game of making the last line rhyme with something funny and full of nonsense. I`m 380 lbs, and a 60 year old Widow living near Orlando, Fl and would love to meet a retired senior with a GREAT sense of humor...full of fun (but also able to listen). Let`s make each other smile, ok?
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
380 lbs
Body Type
overweight
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
white / gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
alone, with pets
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Chocoholic
Personality
lover, loner, romantic, flirt
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation, relationship, friends only
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Cat
Gender
Female
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
movies, internet
Their Body Type
fat and proud, overweight, pleasantly plump
Movies
romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, separated, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house, no - do not want kids
Their Education Level
some college
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
no
Socially, they are
home body, a couch potato, better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Chocoholic
Personality
romantic, lover, loner
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
conversation, friends only, penpal, romance
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Witty
2259 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
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