Novarayen, 42
currently offlineAll, OH, USA
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humor me
humor me i can be funny if you want me to be but i also know when to be serious. i have a bit of an attention problem so..........oh my god is that edward?
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'04"
Weight
190 lbs
Body Type
thick, a few extra pounds, pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, drama, action
Orientation
straight, celibate
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, red, dark brown
Ethnicity
Other, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Native American, Inter-racial
Relationship
separated
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
currently in college, high school grad
Profession
Food Service, Transportation / Trucking
Do you smoke?
socially, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink
I currently live
alone, with an insignificant other, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with pets
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Chinese, Italian, Vegetarian, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently
Personality
geek, lover, loner, redneck, nerd, fun loving, total slacker, flirt, romantic
Individuality
vampire, tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
relationship, fun, romance, dating, roommate, penpal, conversation, the yin to my yang, mr. right now, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Cat, Rabbit, Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Country, Hard Rock
Hair Style
curly, layered, ponytail, straightened
Fitness & Sports
swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, running, shopping, sports, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, cycling, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, mime
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
African American, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander
Relationship
dating someone special, divorced, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
daily, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
in recovery, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, burner (burning man participant), conservative, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, tree hugger, type a, white trash
Individuality
beard, mime, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan
Miscellaneous
deaf, hard of hearing
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, mr. right, mr. right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
afro, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, bob cut, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, bowl cut, straightened, bun, buzz cut, caesar, comb over, cornrows, crew cut
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My Groups(9)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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