Omnipocket, 36

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Omnipocket is not my real name.
Omnipocket is not my real name. Jesus, I don't know what to say in these things. I never do. Pretty much everything I could say has already been made plainly obvious by the simple fact that I had to make this profile anyway. So basically, hi. I am so bad at meeting people in real life that my only option is to use the Internet and hope against hope that anyone I wind up talking to on here is who they say they are and not some old sweaty dude. Gotta love technology for giving me yet another opportunity to be mislead and disappointed...
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'10"
Weight 300 lbs
Hobbies & Interests target practice, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, television, travel, video games
Body Type a few extra pounds
Movies action, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color hazel
Hair Color black
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Other
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? pipe, cigarettes, hookah, clove cigarettes
Do you drink? socially
I currently live alone
Socially, I am comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views libertarian
Food Related Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Fine Dining, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Sushi, Carnivore
Personality nerd, lover, introvert, romantic, total slacker, intellectual, geek, fun loving
Religious Views Agnostic
I'm looking for conversation, dating, miss right, penpal, relationship, travel companion, the yin to my yang, soulmate, romance
My Sign i was born in february
Pets Dogs
Gender Male
Music Jazz, Alternative Rock, Classical, House, Indie, Trance, Techno, Jazz-Fusion
Hair Style shag
Fitness & Sports walking, swimming, snorkeling, golf, bowling

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