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Sarcastic Sally
Sarcastic Sally I'm a dork when it comes to humor. Puns, wordplay, irony, witty remarks. So long as its classy and tasteful, I'm into it. Warning: I'm highly sarcastic.
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'01"
Weight 130 lbs
Body Type pleasantly plump
Movies romantic comedy, bollywood, drama, action, romance, comedy
Orientation straight, bisexual
Eye Color blue
Hair Color blond
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live with parents
Socially, I am comic relief, flirt, social butterfly, shy at first, but warm up quickly, the life of the party, class clown
Political Views democrat, socialist, liberal
Food Related Diet Every Now & Then
Personality coffeeholic, hipster, fashionista, flirt, geek, lover, romantic, intellectual, liberal, extrovert, fun loving, nerd
Religious Views Jewish
I'm looking for romance, the yin to my yang, relationship, dating, conversation, soulmate, mr. right
My Sign libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets No pets currently (but like them)
Gender Female
Music Alternative Rock, Punk, Bluegrass, Techno, Celtic, Relaxation and Meditation, World, Funk, Soul, Reggae, Chamber, Christian Rock, Trance, Choir, Rock, Jazz, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Rap, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B
Hair Style straight, layered, bob cut, long hair
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests history, movies, music, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, sports, travel, writing
Their Body Type athletic, average, fit
Movies action, comedy
Eye Color blue
Hair Color light brown, a little gray, black, dark brown
Relationship single - never married, widowed, single
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level post-Graduate, Master's Degree, high school grad, graduate school, Bachelor's Degree, Doctorate, college grad
Profession Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research, Journalist / Writer
Do they drink? socially
They currently live with pets, with roommate(s), with kids, alone
Socially, they are side kick
Personality geek, conservative, fun loving, professional, nerd, introvert, intellectual
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious, Jewish, Atheist, Agnostic
They are looking for conversation
Their Sign scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19
Music Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock

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My Groups(8)

Dry Sense of Humor

 1612 members

A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

High-Brow Humor

 536 members

A group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.

Dirty

 1909 members

A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Witty

 2261 members

A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Intellectual Humor

 1721 members

A group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 750 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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