As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states: Don't start none wont be none I was part of a top secret government experiment to create a super soldier. They did stuff to me, freaky stuff, and now I can kill people with my mind.
(points if you know what this and my title are from)
But seriously: I am a fun guy with a great sense of humor. I enjoy movies, reading, concerts, long drives, baseball and football. As well as so so much more. Ask me anything
Palthinon, 46
currently offline
Allentown, PA, USA
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As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states: Don't start none
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'01"
Weight
250 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy, animation, classics, mockumentaries
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown, a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato
Political Views
libertarian
Food Related
Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore, Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Fast Food, Sushi, Fine Dining, BRAINS!!!, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Organic, Thai, Mexican, Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
nerd, fun loving, punk, total slacker, intellectual, loner, lover, geek, pirate, clown
Individuality
pirate at heart, stache, goatee, beard, cougar lover, ninja, superhero
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
friends only, penpal, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Military Service
veteran, navy
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Celtic, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Metal, Pop, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance, Ska, Funk, World
Hair Style
buzz cut
Fitness & Sports
walking, football (U.S.), baseball, football (International), armchair quarterback
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1605 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Amateur Comedian
1216 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Political Humor
747 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1062 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Camp
390 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1900 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Intellectual Humor
1716 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1808 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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