Phantom28, 42
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Lansing, MI, USA
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a single man walks into a bar ..... ouch lol
a single man walks into a bar ..... ouch lol Hi my name is Chris i'm from Jackson. I have blue eyes, brown hair and i'm 5'8" . I have a son that's 9 going to be 10 in August and he's my world. I like hanging with friends,family and that special someone. I work as a In Home Health aide 6 days a week. I also own my own computer company. my favorite music is rock and roll and metal. My favorite movies are comedies,horrors and some action packed films.If you want to know more about me just ask.And if you have yahoo messenger my user name is crowe24_2006.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Weight
190 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, action, horror, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green, blue, gray
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, single
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Medical / Health Services
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes, 420, daily
I currently live
alone, with pets
Socially, I am
loner, the life of the party, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, anti-social
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Spicy, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Soul Food
Personality
geek, lover, loner, burner (burning man participant), fun loving, flirt, intellectual, activist
Individuality
cougar lover, nudist, goatee, tattoos, piercings
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
conversation, friends only, penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, fun, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now, dating
My Sign
i was born in march, aries : march 21-april 19
Pets
Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Hard Rock, Punk, Alternative Rock, Death Metal, Motown, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Metal, Rock
Hair Style
crew cut, buzz cut, short hair
Fitness & Sports
martial arts, weightlifting, baseball, basketball
My Photos
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My Groups(12)
Dry Sense of Humor
1611 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2500 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Toilet Humor
572 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Twisted
1209 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Life of the Party
1162 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1905 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1436 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Prankster
886 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Comic Relief
1813 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
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- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
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