dry-sarcastic-a bit dark
slapstick even im not fussed lifes for living and having a laf
thats what i want!
Retrosappy, 37
currently offline
East Sussex, UNITED KINGDOM
RETROSAPPY'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit - To boldly go where no man has gone before
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Lesbian
Height
5'05"
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, bollywood, romantic comedy, indie, steamy, drama, action, horror, romance, sci-fi
Orientation
lesbian, celibate
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, light brown, blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some high school
Profession
Other
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets, with parents
Socially, I am
better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, a couch potato
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Fast Food, Soul Food, Sushi, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Vegan, Vegetarian, Chocoholic
Personality
lover, punk, romantic, liberal, introvert, geek, fun loving, tree hugger, nerd, total slacker
Individuality
piercings, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Agnostic, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
soulmate, conversation, miss right, friends only, penpal, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign
i was born in january, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets
Birds, Dogs
Gender
Female
Music
Rap, Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Classical, Dance, Trance, Techno, Rock, Death Metal, R and B, Progressive Rock, Motown, Metal, Jazz, Industrial, Indie, Hip Hop, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Hard Rock
Hair Style
mohawk
Fitness & Sports
working out
My Photos
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My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
