Rhona123, 76
currently offlineKempton Park, South Africa
RHONA123'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
cool calm and collective
cool calm and collective like a good joke - it all depends on who is telling the joke - I live in South Africa - where most South Africans have English as 2nd language - and the one woman living in the same block of flats says she understands English and we were hanging up our washing - I said I hate ironing - but we must iron to prevent any maggots from the flies that are always around - HER REPLY "NO ITS SAFE THERE ARE NO MANGOES HERE" i nearly peed myself. the other one was just before new years I said no I will be spending new years eve with JC LE ROUX - (its a sparking wine like chanpaign) - She replied "I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO IS HE."
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Friendship Only
Height
5'06"
Weight
130 lbs
Body Type
slender, fit, average
Movies
sci-fi, bollywood, animation, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown, a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college, high school grad
Profession
Clerical / Administrative, Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
daily, socially, cigarettes
I currently live
there is a party every night, with pets, with kids, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
loner, a couch potato, better in small groups, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
loner, activist, fun loving, professional, conservative, artistic, tree hugger, coffeeholic
Individuality
werewolf, tattoos, superhero sidekick, psychic, paranormal believer, vampire
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Jewish, Hindu, Agnostic
I'm looking for
penpal, friends only, fun, conversation, mr. right
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22, i was born in july
Military Service
army, veteran
Pets
Iguana, Rats, Pot-Bellied Pig, Dogs, Horses, Farm Animals, Birds, Snakes, Small Furry Creature
Gender
Female
Music
Rock, Pop, Folk, Dance, Country, Celtic, Reggae
Hair Style
long hair, bun, curly
Health Related
minor health issues
Languages
English
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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